Everybody Cries and Everybody Hurts … Especially fellas who just lost everybody’s money on Wall Street. Brokers With Hands On Their Faces Blog features pictures of stockbrokers with their hands, well, on their faces. It’s pretty self-explanatory, and seeing how the Dow ended the day down 633 points … the photos are a little painful to watch. It’s a legit warning that touching your face consistently will cause terrible acne, but something tells me these guys have issues a tad bigger than the fear of impending crater face.

- CT

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